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Dick Twins

When, in your group of friends, there are two friends who believe they are closer than anybody else and will continually ignore or make fun of everybody else because they are so "close" and have SO many inside jokes to share with each other. This quality makes them act and seem like dicks. Their friends that have been isolated sometimes question whether or not these two friends are actually dating because they appear to be so "close".
Person 1:"Hey, are the Dick Twins coming over tonight?"
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."

Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."
by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010
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dicktwitch

One who is an ignorant pile of their own 6 brain cells
Jerry: Gnat is spelled “Nat.”

Thomas: No it isn’t, you dicktwitch.
by Y is it a handle June 6, 2018
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Bo Dickinson

This guy literally puts his dick in his son. he only talks about among us and is an inbred.
by hoesanna69 January 25, 2022
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Dickinson College

A small Liberal Arts college in Carlisle Pennsylvania. The majority of students hail from the Northeastern Corridor, though states like California, Illinois and Texas are growing in their presence. Its a fairly prestigous school notable for its world-class study abroad locations, commitment to sustainability as well as a useful education. Dickinsonians are noted for being passionate and engaging in the classroom and very community minded and globally oriented. Dickinson's sometimes called "Drinkinson" due to the perceived high amount of alcohol that is consumed on the campus. Though parties do exist, there are a lot of other social opportunties for students who don't wish to engage the "drinking scene"
Student 1: "What's Dickinson College?"
Student 2: "Don't worry about it, you wouldn't be able to get in anyways."
by Blooge June 15, 2011
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Dicktised

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.
"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"
by twinkle k March 14, 2009
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Dickwinder

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.
They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!
by Tittysweet September 23, 2015
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Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.
Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!
by PShapes December 5, 2007
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