Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015

dickmouth

used in "superbad"

noun. its an insult for your friend being and idiot or any one else

man 1: dude i lost your phone

man 2: DUDE!!

man 1: sorry...

man 2: fucking dickmouth

by smallpipi February 9, 2009

Dicktroll

When a grown man thinks its appropriate to send unsolicited dick pics to strangers.

Sam didn't know why he had the impulse to dicktroll people but was thankful that the internet was anonymous

by Trey Diefenbaker June 22, 2015

dicktouch

Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.

Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.

by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004

Dickthroat

When u have a sore throat or irritation from gargling / swallowing too much cum .

Erica: omg! u sound horrible girl , u done caught the cold again?

Natalie: idk , i just woke up with a sore throat , and my jaw is tightening.

Erica: girl, that ain't no cold , u got dickthroat lol!!!

by Blackcat89 April 21, 2011

dicktoot

a small pocket of air trapped in the shaft of the penis after experiencing back draft from a queef.

I really thought my cock would explode after that ridiculous dicktoot!

by mcsmithers April 4, 2009