dicktweed

A person who's dick is made of the material tweed.

Also used to categorize one who is inept at playing monopoly and is therefore a dicktweed.

"Lol your dick is made of tweed, dicktweed."

"Lol you have boardwalk and park place but i'll never land on them and you'll always land on my properties, dicktweed."

by Natalie Horler September 3, 2006

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Dicknoel

Dickhead who's name is Noel.

He's such a Dicknoel.

by okayyyyayy March 9, 2018

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dicktoe

When your dicks shaped like a chodtoe and begins to get a foot like stench.

Shane- hey Karl get your dicktoe out!

Karl-only if you get yours out with me

Shane-omg they re same

Karl-powr they stink!

by anonymous August 23, 2022

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You may think you need a new dick to get over a dick, but that’s where you’re wrong. To heal from a dick you should skip the dick, not for a day, not for a week, not for a month. Get yourself and your pussyhealth together by saying no to every dick that tries to enter your beefcurtainworld for a year. No regrets, destroying the flower, meeting the parents, walk of shames. You and your hole of happenis will be safe from the toxic dicks who terrorise this world.

“Do you want to go out with me? “
“No thank you, I’m dicktoxing for a year”

‘Put October 15th in your agenda because my dicktox ends that day, maybe you will be my first after my cleanse.’

Dicktoxen can be defined as putting yourself and your vajayjay first by dicktoxing a year and not giving in to the thirst.

by SuckmyPlayStation October 15, 2022

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