dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

by margot March 20, 2003

dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.

1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.

by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005

Dicknotized

Hypnotized by dick

Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her

by Makeup Star October 11, 2017

dicknotized

The female form of pussy whipped. When a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the cock.

Why does she keep dating that dude? He cheats on her and he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, he must have her dicknotized.

by M i k e January 12, 2008

Dicknut

A word that can describe a person that is pissing you off real bad

MAN bobs a real fucking dicknut!

by _})( April 27, 2006

dickscourage

To cause someone to lose interest in men.

Also usable in the past participle. i.e. dickscouraged

Chick 1: I can't believe he dumped me! Men suck.
Chick 2: Don't let that asshole dickscourage you from all men.

Chick 1: I think all men are cheaters. I'm so dickscouraged.

by SirHangDangly September 29, 2010

dicksnot

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,

Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003