Dickslurp

a person who sucks cock (i.e. a cock sucker)

" I can't stand scott, sometimes he acts like such a dickslurp"

by syckotheklown January 25, 2010

dickshuffling

When someone subtly adjusts their penis during a conference or meeting

Man, Jackson was definitely dickshuffling the whole time!

by Chocolate Anonymousse Cake May 13, 2016

Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

dicksaur

when girls get angry they are not actually wanted...

im not a chicksaur your a dicksaur...

by super super man October 27, 2009

dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts

COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart

by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008

Dickmuffing

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

by dickmuffa August 4, 2018

Dickscursion

Half Dick Appointment and half out looking for dick.

“Where were you last night? On a dickscursion… took me like 2 hours to get to their place!” or “I'm going out bar hopping on a dickscursion! Wish me luck!”.

by BC Says August 22, 2022