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Dickslurp

" I can't stand scott, sometimes he acts like such a dickslurp"
by syckotheklown January 25, 2010
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dickshuffling

When someone subtly adjusts their penis during a conference or meeting
Man, Jackson was definitely dickshuffling the whole time!
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Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.
A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.
by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010
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dicksaur

when girls get angry they are not actually wanted...
im not a chicksaur your a dicksaur...
by super super man October 27, 2009
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dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts
COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart
by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008
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Dickmuffing

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over
She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.
by dickmuffa August 4, 2018
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Dickscursion

Half Dick Appointment and half out looking for dick.
“Where were you last night? On a dickscursion… took me like 2 hours to get to their place!” or “I'm going out bar hopping on a dickscursion! Wish me luck!”.
by BC Says August 22, 2022
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