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Dickmatized

When you are blind to the B.S. a man does because his penis/sex is good to you.
My homegirl is so dickmatized.
by A...WE August 20, 2008
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dickmatize

A situation where a woman will put up with a huge prick in order to ride (his huge prick).
She has been the same since he dickmatized her. Now all she does is chase the dick
by thegreatkhanhster December 28, 2010
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Dickmatized

When a girl can not concentrate on anything else because she is distracted with the DICK of her latest piece of ass. Her work is jeopardized, she's a sell out to her girlfriends, she picks up his shit including his kids or whatever. She will do whatever it takes for the DICK. Even if the dick isn't all that great, she doesn't know the difference because she is dickmatized.
Man. I haven't seen Christina in forever; she is totally dickmatized by that loser!
by Amie Lou May 2, 2006
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Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
by Skye Guy May 31, 2009
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dickmatized

verb or noun. When the dick makes you say/do crazy things
1. Marquise had Lyssa so dickmatized she almost broke into his home and raped him.
2. She was so dickmatized during sex, she yelled out I love you.
by BigCockholdBihhh August 27, 2016
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Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.
Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."
by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019
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Dicksman

A man, with the knowledge and skill to not only be good in bed but satisfy , respect, and completely dickmatize his woman. The dicksman, is not a selfish, lover, hes not prudish, and anything and sexual is never shameful but embraced . The dicksman can bring out the inner most kinky sexual nature of even the most prudest person, and make her feel classy, never shameful of her desires, . Very few are able to fall under this category. A dicksman can also calm even the most highest of anxieties, and flares of hormones,. and will use this skill to simply but his partner to sleep if needed
Why would i need to cheat on my husband , he is a dicksman
by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016
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