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Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.
"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.
by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011
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Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.
"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"
by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009
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Dickslam

Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.
1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.

2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
by JuhCoby April 17, 2008
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dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace
Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace
by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013
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Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.
"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."
by 2wildchics May 20, 2014
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cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."
by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010
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Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye
SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!
by big titty bitch January 22, 2005
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