Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.
These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.
These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.
"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"
"I've gotten more pussy than you!"
"You're not normal, fuck you!"
^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.
"I've gotten more pussy than you!"
"You're not normal, fuck you!"
^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.
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Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.
1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.
2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
by JuhCoby April 17, 2008
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by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013
Get the dicklace mug.When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.
"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."
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