dicknapped

When a women uses some unbelievable explanation as to why she got her man pregnant in order to get him to settle down with her.

She told me she didn't "know" that antibiotics messed with birth control. She dicknapped me.

by the gon May 25, 2018

Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.

Man I just dick slapped that ball

by M838 September 11, 2020

Dicklapper

A whore who races from dick to dick almost as if she’s in a race, or possibly playing musical dicks.

Ahh that bitch over there is a total dicklapper. She’s fucked every guy in the bar!

by Mydicksbigger March 22, 2021

ditchslapped

Ditchslapped - when everything is going smooth and something happens to ruin it. When a person is so ugly , the ditch must of came up and slapped her in the face.

Man we were having a great time til Elroys mom came in and ditchslapped us
That broad that he was with looked like she done got ditchslapped

by Party Jo April 22, 2023