Dickpressed

To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.

boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed

by HILL$ June 9, 2018

Dickceased

The act of dying from good dick

Bell, “Girl no lie, that man had me dickceased last night!”
Sydney, “What?!”
Bell, “I legit died because he ducked me down so good!”

by Big Nirro July 22, 2020

Dicksposed

Visible. Not sheltered or protected, vulnerable or defenseless. Unshielded, unsheathed and exposed.

Lewd act of showing ones genitals

We are completely out in the open with no where to hide. Just like sitting ducks. We are totally dicksposed.
The enemy has a clear shot on our soldiers out in the field. They are completely dicksposed.

He/she keeps sending me genital pics. I wish he/she would stop dicksposing themself.

by Lotta Wayne December 2, 2021

Dickseed

A derogatory name for a child. Generally referring to the child of a man.

History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089

You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.

It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.

by Senor Oro May 17, 2022

Dickpressed

When you are depressed due to the lack of dick in your system and you are in the state where you want something more than just being friends hence it is friends with benefits.

Guys I am so drunk right now that I am so dickpressed, I’m about to text him

by Fufuuu August 19, 2022

Dickpressed

Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years

Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed

by Mikeduk November 4, 2022

Dickseed

a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james

"yo bro latte being a dickseed"
"i know fuck them"

by epicbrolater January 29, 2026