dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

dickporch

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants

Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis

by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006

Dickdoodlesville

A place where Projects pile up but nothing ever gets done

As Mayor of Dickdoodlesville Teebags spent most of his time Procrasturbating rather than getting any real work done

by Birdy604 October 14, 2021

dickhood

A slang for foreskin.

Lara sucked on Allen's dickhood.

by BryanJ August 6, 2003

dickphobia

Unusual fear of dick, usually is found in a chick who is in it for herself

I think this bitch has dickphobia.

by The giver April 9, 2003

Dickphobia

When one is afraid to touch thy dick

Boy: may you please suck thy dick

Girl: hey I don’t think I’m ready yet I might have dickphobia...

by Just a gal May 2, 2018

Dickpointment

An appointment to get dick.

I can't go to the movies tonight I have dickpointment.

by QUEENVPEREZ August 3, 2017