Dickpalming

The process of drawing a penis on the palm of your hand and then tricking someone into looking at it.

"Why do you have a dick drawn on your hand?"
"Oh, dude, I was just dickpalming some people. I dickpalmed Robin so hard."

by mothgoo January 30, 2012

dickpak

A lot of masculinity around but no girls. A group of men, heterosexual men, with no feminines around.

Yo, we ain't got no girls, this is a dickpak!

by professor sweet and sour May 12, 2015

Dickjaw

A dickhead that just cant shutup. Talks themselves up and is full of shit.

Someone tell that dick jaw to shutup.

He thinks hes cool but hes just a dickjaw

by Modern day arguer February 1, 2010

dickpaint

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

Dickhawk

A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.

The flight of cock a'feathered

Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by

Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"

by Santiago Artorius July 14, 2014

dickpalm

A method of rubbing one's dick on his friend's hand employed most commonly by David M.

I am going to fuck your little sister now becuase you dickpalmed me at the concert last week.

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

dickpack

a light-hearted insult; like "dick", but made diminutive and therefore less harsh through a nonsense suffix; needs not refer to a person who is an asshole or a prick and is thus not as specific as "dick".

The imagery involved is that of a six-pack, only with penises instead of long-neck beers.

"Back off, dickpack. I want the last slice of pizza."

"Man, that professor can't teach. What a dickpack."

by j hat May 16, 2006