Dickneck Jones

A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.

John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 13, 2019

Dickneck

1. (Noun) The shaft of the penis
2. (Verb) When a man exposes just the shaft of his penis but keeps his head and balls covered.

Paul kept dicknecking me last night at the party.

by DJENZYME November 25, 2015

Dickneck

The shaft of the duck between the head and balls

She grabbed his dickneck

by Doublefisteddonkeypunch69 April 25, 2019

dickneck

when you have a dick as a neck or you have a dick lodged in your neck for some unknown reason -_-

god damn that guy has a dickneck JESUS CHRIST

by skinnywhiteboy March 8, 2020

Dickneck

A sauropod dinosaur

"WHADDUP DICKNECK!"

by tt87 September 8, 2020