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Dickmatized

This is what happens when a person forgets who they are, doesn't listen to family or friends, makes bad decisions, and overlooks everything wrong that their significant other is doing because THE DICK is that good.
After Britney Spears hooked up with and married Kevin Federline, she started to take on his traits and acted irresponsibly with her life. It was obvious she was DICKMATIZED when she agreed to do a reality show, but cancelled her tour.
by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010
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She was completely dickmatized
by sphinxdoll December 18, 2008
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dickmatized: being hypnotized by some good dick. 2. Can't get enough of somebody's dick. May result in poor decisions. 3. A trap for smart girls that get thirsty and fuck the next guy that comes along and the dick is so surprisingly good you get hooked to a loser.
That boy has you dickmatized.
by michellezilla August 17, 2020
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When your soul , mind , and body have been completely taken by the dick. You start to say unconsciously thoughts after being railed by the dick such as “ I love you .” Mind you this happens after just a week of being introduced to the dick and then engulfed by it.
Jessie was so pleased after the dick she wanted to marry him. Call her dickmatized.
by beau 21 August 11, 2021
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As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.
"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."
by elizalegs February 9, 2007
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When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name
"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"
by bbfemmex February 11, 2010
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When the dick is so good you become dickmatized
The dick is so good that I became dickmatized one woman said to another
by Beautiful Struggle 79 December 24, 2019
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