Dickdock

A sexually promiscuous woman. Carries the same meaning as "whore" or "slut" only without the negative connotation.

Penelope: "I had sex with Micheal at a party last night."
Billy: "Penelope, as your friend I advise you not to be such a dickdock."

by Frownbox January 8, 2012

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

dicksock

a sock you put on your cock to warm it up or a condom

"you ripped my dicksock asshole!"

by dicksock October 18, 2008

dickcockulation

A term used for a more descriptive version of dickcockulous used in certain situations.

The meaning however, is the same.

"Jerry's dickcockulaion level is through the roof!"

by Jimmy Ray August 23, 2004

Dickjockey

A type of American woman, often found in churches, social clubs, gyms, divorce court, beauty parlors, ect. That jump from one man or sex toy to the next to keep themselves happy.

That girl at the bar talking to different men is a dickjockey

by Wdm84 January 9, 2021

dickcockus

an asshole whom states the obvious to be one of annoyance.

when it's a cold day and someone reminds one of just how cold it may be as if they couldn't tell for themselves in the first place. Then one would reply, "DICKCOCKUS!"

by bart cumquart June 18, 2009

DickRocketLolly

When you are having sex with a girl and you pull out when she is on you period, then your dick looks like a lolly

"when i pulled out of that girl last night i had a crazy DickRocketLolly

by ben the pussy destroyer smith September 7, 2016