dickwads

assholes, only worse

that dickwad took my cash!

by maxzilla June 23, 2003

Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016

dickpants

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

by devillock July 23, 2006

dicksand

Getting so caught up in a guy that you lose who you are.

She was with him for about eight years before she fell into his dicksand and forgot how awesome she really was.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark September 7, 2016

dickanus

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003

dirty dick hands

When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH

I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .

by ElCockUltimo April 13, 2016

dickland

A place you tell some annoying scrub that constantly asks you questions.

Hey where is the blood chalice?

Answer: in Dickland.

Where is Pizza hut located?

Answer: in Dickland.

by Gannon56789 July 10, 2010