dicksabled

When a woman has been fucked hard by a big dick and feels the effects the next day. I.e bruised cervix

Girl, I'm so dicksabled today!

by Alphadick October 26, 2017

dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009

Abra Dickdabra

The act of pulling out ones penis, without proper forewarning.

On our first date, Jessica acted disinterested in sex until I pulled an Abra Dickdabra. Works like magic.

by The PR's March 1, 2011

dickhub

a name to call someone, implying that they are subject to having many dicks inserted into them, like a usb hub, but with dicks.

dude you take it up the butt and in the mouth, youre such a dickhub

by thehighlander81 January 13, 2010

dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

dickableness

The scale used to rate attractive girls (or guys if you're gay) in the sense of how likely you would be to have sex or give them a good dickn' if the opportunity were to arise.

Sure my mom looks good for her age but on a scale of 1 to 100 her dickableness is probably only like 25, 26 at the most.

by Omnipotent Hobo February 4, 2014

Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009