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dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.
I got dicklash after I lost my woody.
by lyradius February 12, 2014
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dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.
We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.
by turntable August 13, 2008
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Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.
Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do
by papplemanger July 13, 2010
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Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.
Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.
by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
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Dickwashing

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping
“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”
by Gayrey August 17, 2018
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dickwash

when a lady cleans the cheese from around a mans helmet with the tip of her tongue.
when my girl wants to go out, I just say that I'm not ready, I need to spruce up and have a dickwash.
by greeneyebrows December 10, 2009
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dickrash

a rash under the pinis
awch my dickrash is hurtin
by Knighty July 12, 2003
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