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Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.
Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.
by Slavman October 1, 2010
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dickolas

another word for nicholas, of course changing the n for a d, & the h for a k. a dirty italian manwhore who cheats on all of his girlfriends, & is never happy with his current girlfriend. pretends to like bands.
person A; omg, did you see that dickolas wearing an all time low shirt?
person B; dude, i wouldn't trust it, he probably got it from his "chick on the side" & just pretends that he loves them.
person A; yes... true, lets shun him from society!
by dead! January 23, 2008
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dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin
Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!
by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020
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Dickballstitsshitpisscunt

The mongrols continued calling my dickballscuntcockshitpiss a dickballstitsshitpisscunt and their stupidity was starting to piss me off.
by Cxtfish February 10, 2021
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dickalationship

A relationship where no feelings are involved just straight up dropping dick off everytime
This a dickalationship baby we just just fucking round
by Dreskiigzz November 28, 2021
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dickblaster

People that vote down on perfectly dickblaster definitions of dickblasting.
Richard voted down the meaning of dickblaster. What a dickblaster.
by Richard_Blaster May 29, 2010
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dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.
Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
by AJ.S November 9, 2008
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