dickbite

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.

He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.

by greg9255 March 7, 2016

Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."

by Daxuran March 6, 2017

dickbite

absolute moron, prick, dickweed, dumbass.

You are such a dickbite!

by Kevin S. March 31, 2004

dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.

"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"

by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010

dickbitch

someone who is not only a dick, but also a bitch

that dick is a bitch! fuck it, he's/she's a dickbitch!

by freshco May 1, 2005

dickbitchfrog

dick, bitch, asshole, cunt, whatever you want to call it!

WITH the additional insult of being a frog :P

"ZIGGY YOU'RE SUCH A DICKBITCHFROG!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?!?"

by ttlycrazy331 September 6, 2009

Dickbitch

A dick or a bitch are two things a real man wants to never have anything to do with. Therefore, a dickbitch, or combination of the two, is a double-negative - creating a positive. Thus, a dickbitch, is the ultimate awesome.

Erika - "Hippy, you are a dickbitch"
Hippy - "I am well aware"
Erika - "Wow, you are so cool, I wish I could be as cool as you."
Hippy - "Keep dreaming bitch..."

by Hippy Lito May 17, 2009