dickacunt

a clitoris thatlooks like a penis

hey look at that dickacunt

by RJ Skylar May 24, 2003

dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.

Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon

by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007

dickboner

it's not just a boner; it has it's own dick.

-ohhhhhhhhhh my dickboner.
-i have a dickboner.
-ohh ohh my dickboner is throbbing.
-justin has a little dickboner.
-so does jerry.

by titful o bonerful February 5, 2009

Dickwagon

dik-wagun -noun

1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.

1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!

2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.

by jamiethompsonca March 17, 2010

Dickback

The art of doodling a dick on one's back while they are passed the fuck out, so that they will discover it hours or even days later.

Mike: "Dude, you have a dick on your back!"
Bradley: "Damn it! I got dickbacked again? Nooooooooo!"

by Dakemeg February 7, 2007

Diabacon

It is when you either dont have enough bacon in your body or too much. Type A is when you have way too much bacon in your body. As if you had it every day for breakfast and lunch. Type B is when you dont get enough bacon in your body and need more of it. All who have Type A see your doctor for infomation on how to help you. If you have type B, then eat lots of juicy bacon.

If you have Type A diabacon, see your doctor for infomation on how people with type A diabacon can help you. If you have type B diabacon, then eat lots of juicy bacon.

by KingLance February 24, 2010

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 5, 2011