Poo Water Splash Dick

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.

"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

by LunchKing June 28, 2013

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

dick slash

A word to use when you've had enough of the persons shit that's talking to you.

shut up you dick slash.

by hempy2014 June 27, 2014

Dick splashback

When you take a shit and flush the toilet when sat on it and the stream gets all over your dick and it feels horrible

"I wish i didnt have such a big dick"
"Why?"
"I get dick splashback whenever i take a shit"

by Thdaleangod March 3, 2026

Dicksplash

Old 80s school insult recently ressurected

You f*****g dicksplash!

by Ze Lion October 6, 2003

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

Dicksplash

An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.

"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."

"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."

by Duck man davey November 25, 2013