Detention

Surprising better than school.

Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*

by Badassbitch696969 July 1, 2018

Dexter Holland

Lead singer of the best band of all time, The Offspring. Has a GREAT and original voice. Likes to say 'ya, ya, ya, ya, ya' a LOT. Best looking 37 year old I've ever seen. :p

Greatest and most original singing voice in the whole world.
See Bryan Holland

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

detention

A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.

Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.

by Matt. H. April 18, 2005

dexter

my dog. he sings like the rapper dexter, but it’s mostly just auto tuned bark. enjoys barking in his sleep (real dedication to his music career) and likes looking for flashlights and eating them. also enjoys chasing after ice cubes and trying to make them move like bugs. he is kind of ugly when he does this. dexter also pees a lot.

who’s this on new dog rap?

oh, that’s dexter. not to be confused with famous dex, o no no.

by rat a pooolie March 19, 2019

desteney

Desteney is crazy down to ride loving caring young beautiful lady. She has that inner spark that everyone else loves to be around. She is honestly the best friend everyone wants and the ideal girlfriend for many she is very compassionate and caring for animals she is also very adventurous. She will go to extremes for someone she cares deeply for and if you know or have a Desteney u better not lose her because she doesn’t give second chances. Everyone needs a Desteney.

Guy: Desteney is so beautiful I want her to be mine.

Girl: I know I wish I was like Desteney

by Anonymous five March 10, 2019

detention

A stupid way teachers try to teach you a lesson...by the way, it doesn't work!

Teacher: Hey you just got yourself a detention.
Student: Another one.
Teacher:Yeah.
Student:O well, it's just a detention.

by Eric Someone May 19, 2005

Detention

Where Nathan Sykes likes to get physical.

'Just please don't tell the principle, the feelings irrisistible, in detention getting physical.'

by NathansWhore October 17, 2011