Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

You got duped

Your pride and dignity just exploded like a teeny kitten

Mum just went to get some yogurt but found out that someone had duped her by emptying the container during the night. "You got duped!"

by Snorungarna March 17, 2020

Depped

To be put under the spell of Johnny Depp's charming and beautiful disposition.

Ahh, You've been depped too? I've been depped since 21 Jump Street!

by Emilee May 31, 2004

Johnny Depped

To trash a hotel room. The act of destroying hotel property by wild parties, wild sex, or intentionally trashing the hotel room so it appears to the hotel staff that wild sex has occurred. Often accompanies Wet Banditing; to leave the sinks plugged and the water running.

"We are sooo blackballed from that Howard Johnson. We totally Johnny Depped it"

by Sakrak January 23, 2007

Poop Duped

When you 100% feel a poop coming on and you excuse yourself from an important task or meeting, only to be lied to by your asshole, turns out it was just some gas.

I missed a key issue when I got up from our national sales meeting only to be poop duped.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

deuced biscuit

Its what happens when you get owned by something

Stephen got his biscuit deuced by 151 an natty light

this deuced biscuit just got stuck in the face with a plasma grenade

by blazincaucasion June 2, 2010

deduped

When your coworker asks redundant questions and you consolidate them into one.

I deduped his multiple requests into one ask.

by podude June 7, 2019