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duchcock

1 Someone who is a complete asshole but doesn't realize it yet
2 A name for someone who is a bitch
John your being a duchcock

That that guy is a duchcock
by Rick Fisher July 4, 2008
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Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.
Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.
by Troy October 19, 2008
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douchecookie

nick is such a douchecookie!
by blondeness May 13, 2009
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Douchecock

The highest form of douchebachery.

An upgraded insult of the simplistic and overused term douchbag.
Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?

Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.
by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010
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Douchecock

The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.
Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.
by brofist42 August 28, 2012
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Douchepocket

Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.

Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.

He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
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deucheylocks

The Hossa. his long flowing hair and raging deucheyness. A'la goldielocks but deuchier.
The Hossa is better known in third world dance clubs as deucheylocks as he likes to interupt blond-haired, blue/green-eyed, tall but not too tall, athletic girls with nice butts when they are talking about being all of those above listed things.
by annettaholesfest May 21, 2009
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