An advanced homosexual activity that requires two men to enter into a scissoring position and bend their penises 180 degrees downward while carefully inserting them into each others rectums. Once linked, the men must carefully work towards achieving a simultaneous orgasm as Ron DeSantis can only be maintained while both penises are erect.
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You should only try Ron DeSantis if both parties have extensive homosexual experience.
You should only try Ron DeSantis if both parties have extensive homosexual experience.
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A DiSanto is a last name to those of culture, can be a feisty family especially the younger ones. Absolutely bananas and chaotic but at the same time down to earth and relaxing to be around. May also be a mega try hard and difficult to deal with because the are stubborn as HELL.
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As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!
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I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.
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People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
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