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Dense Cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.
p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-
by icyte June 2, 2019
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Denken aan Nina

1. De daad van seksuele zelfbevrediging.
2. Het in gedachten nemen van een wulpse oude vrouw.
1. Ik heb mijn vriendin al twee weken niet gezien, ik moet maar weer eens denken aan Nina.
2. Als Hulst op de verkeersborden staat moet ik altijd denken aan Nina.
by Bibomiems January 11, 2021
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Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.
Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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dense fuck

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.
Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.
by Scinterplex November 30, 2016
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dense

if used as a figurative (of a text), then dense means it's hard to understand because of a complexity of ideas...

if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)

It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.

People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!

A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
If you had to read this definition several times to understand it - and you still don't really understand it, it is because you are dense.
by unicornmoans April 23, 2010
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Dense

not exactly stupid, the person can be book smart but can also be: thick headed, clueless, lacking common sense, unable to catch onto hints
Caty: So has he catched on that you like him yet?

Helen: Sigh...no..Peter's so dense..
by nomnomnomcake:D November 19, 2011
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Deneene

A person who is content knowing they are the "best ever" in every possible way.
Oh my God! Jake was on fire today...he was a total Deneene in the bed!!!
by lilabelle December 8, 2010
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