Delbarton

a school for faggots, posers, and assholes. the biggest faggots drive blue durangos, orange challengers, and black mustangs.

do you go to delbarton?
yes.
what do you drive?
a bmw.
oh good, youre not a little fuck.

by imnotacheater June 3, 2011

Delbert

Smokes weed

Delbert are always stoned

by Stoneyeyesz September 8, 2019

Delbarton

A school in New Jersey where rich boys go to take a quick dick up the ass. Many boys there rapidly develop a loving for cock and try to get a piece whenever they can. Don’t drop the soap

Boy 1: Yo, what happened to your asshole? Do you go to Delbarton?
Boy 2: Yeah, I bent over to pick up a pencil and Mr. Delbendover put it up my ass like a Tostito in queso dip.

by Moistmaster January 24, 2018

Delbert

Verb: to render a bathroom unusable for hours from excessive stationary stench.

I wanted to go take a shit but the bathroom got delberted.

He got banished from using the main office toilet because everytime he used it he would delbert it.

by Rancid Panda August 30, 2019

delbert

The act of making something harder than it really is financially.

I was delberted earlier when I was unable approve a customer with and 840 fico score.

by Tk the realist January 28, 2006

Delbert

A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.

Delbert sucks at sex

by Quinton January 21, 2018

Delbert

An Old English name meaning wise,smart,loving,kind,and handsome Delbert is also very strong

Delbert is a very smart boy. He will grow to become very sophisticated

by Anonymous Amazing January 19, 2014