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THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
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Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 7, 2009
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defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.
A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.
by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011
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Defecation deficit

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.
by maltar April 9, 2011
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Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).
« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »
by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020
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Self-defecation

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.
by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 2, 2022
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