deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 04, 2007

Dick Deep

To be immersed in any enveloping medium (usually a liquid) to the height of one's penis. The absolute point of no return.

Kerri: Aw, the water is so chilly. Let's go back to the beach chairs.
Jake: Fuck that shit. I'm already dick deep.

by Babyspookysexy August 27, 2009

Dick Deep

(adj): A location, such as a party or club, that has a much greater amount of males then females.

"No way! I'm not going in there, its Dick Deep!"

by Alex H Walton January 09, 2010

Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy

Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework

by Rinucard April 10, 2019

chicago deep dick

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick

I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze

by Not Young Honey February 22, 2021

Dick Deep in you December

When you fuck your bitch hella hard your DICK DEEP in her !! DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER (DDIYD)🍆🤤😂

Ahhh!! Tomorrow is Dec 1 ! You know what that means !!! No more No Nut November I’m finna fuck my girl so hard because it’s D DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER BABYYYYY!! Fuck yea!

by Bobbery Bob Biller November 07, 2019

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

by Lazyeye Gibbins December 05, 2021