the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007
Get the deep fried dickmug. To be immersed in any enveloping medium (usually a liquid) to the height of one's penis. The absolute point of no return.
Kerri: Aw, the water is so chilly. Let's go back to the beach chairs.
Jake: Fuck that shit. I'm already dick deep.
Jake: Fuck that shit. I'm already dick deep.
by Babyspookysexy August 26, 2009
Get the Dick Deepmug. by Alex H Walton January 9, 2010
Get the Dick Deepmug. 
Get the Two Dicks Deepmug. When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021
Get the Deep-poop-dick Cursemug. Ahhh!! Tomorrow is Dec 1 ! You know what that means !!! No more No Nut November I’m finna fuck my girl so hard because it’s D DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER BABYYYYY!! Fuck yea!
by Bobbery Bob Biller November 7, 2019
Get the Dick Deep in you Decembermug. Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.
Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means
Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019
Get the Deep-throat Dick Decembermug.