the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature
not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?
it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011
Get the deering wheel mug.The act of two weak participants (ill of physical ability) - judged by the coliseum master- being forced to fight one another. To lose, the participant must be knocked unconscious and bleeding or dead. The survivor (winner) is then fed, rather graciously, before, unknowingly, also being fed to the Bilgesnipe. This form of fighting is most commonly associated with Asgardians as a form of entertainment for the nine realms. Bets can be placed during these fights.
ExA: Will you be attending the dweebing? I heard that it shall be dwarves tonight!
ExB: Oh those Asgardians, they really know how to throw a party! Lets go!!
ExA: Will you make a bet?
ExB: We shall evaluate the contestants before placing anything but I may do so.
ExB: Oh those Asgardians, they really know how to throw a party! Lets go!!
ExA: Will you make a bet?
ExB: We shall evaluate the contestants before placing anything but I may do so.
by Gaey April 23, 2018
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Get the Deebin mug.The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."
by pluffdad January 10, 2013
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