decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

Deckerstar

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over

Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!

by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019

Deck bits

1. Women's genitalea, breasts and Vagina; 2. Metal bollards on jettys or wharves which boats use to tie up to.

Check out the deck bits on her; throw out a line we need to tie up to that deck bit.

by Craighanna June 16, 2013

the upper decker

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water

before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker

by face vol.4 May 23, 2009

DEEKSHA

A name that encompasses all that is awesome and beautiful in the world. She's Smart,Beautiful, Amazing, Talented, Sweet, Kind, Gorgeous Girl. She is the best girl you'll ever meet, simply awesome. If you ever find a Deeksha, never let her go, you'll definitely regret it and sometimes she may be moody, difficult and unfair at times - and talking to her is like peeling a onion because there is always more to discover under each layer , a whole different side and although she likes to bully you ,she will always have a heart of absolute purity and is one of a kind.

Much adored by those called Abhi.

Random person : "this girl has a heart of gold!"
Abhi: "She is such a Deeksha"

by abhineetsingh27 September 1, 2019

decksex

A period of intense focus when creating decks for collectible card games such as Magic: The Gathering. Often stretching into the twilight hours of the night and replacing actual playing time altogether.

Mark: "hey you wanna play some MTG tonight?"

Phil: "Yea sure. I had some major decksex last night, need to playtest some new cards"

by MrCopacetic June 8, 2014

Theo Decker

to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.

Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend

“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”

by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018