Deck

A packet of cigarettes

"i just bought this deck an hour ago and i only have 10 left!"

by someone1233445322 April 2, 2009

on deck

To be in possession of narcotics with intention to distribute.

"Pico, this fool around the corner needs an eightball. You on deck?"

"Yea, I'm packin.' Lemme go scale dis shit."

by GRUA February 15, 2006

Deck

Penis. Pronounced in a New Zealand accent, sounds like 'dick.'

Stop, mate! Do not let her sit on ya deck! You'll thank me when ya sober up.

by Croc Cowboy September 19, 2019

deck

In the corporate/consulting world, used as a shorthand for "PowerPoint Presentation".

Hey, I want to make a really lousy presentation that save me a lot of time at the expense of trating my audience like idiots and possibly killing astronaunts (see CAIB). I know, I'll make a deck.

by Halbert July 19, 2005

deck

A packet of cigarettes

1:"Man, i only have two cigarettes left"
2:"But you had a whole deck last nite"

by Pat February 11, 2004

not on deck

Not being in possession of narcotics for distribution. Unprepared for transaction. Not having the product of choice to sell.

Bill: "Man you got a dub?"
Bob: "Naw, man. I'm not on deck right now"
Bill: "When will you be"
Bob: "Prolly later on tonight"
Bill: "OK. Call me"

by Anonymous_too September 18, 2007

on deck

To be in possession of drugs with the intent to sell.

"Hey, where can I find some weed?"
"Mitch is on deck."

by briskisgoodforu September 14, 2009