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Ron DeSantis

Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023
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halfway decent

A saying reffering to mediocre, leaning towards the more positive side. Opposite of "mediocre at best".
"This new crab shack is god awful. At least the french fries are somewhat halfway decent."

"This party is terrible, the talk of cake is the only thing that made this party seem halfway decent."
by Chris Nagle December 9, 2008
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Decent Weinering

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".
by zhoenixx November 27, 2017
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Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.
Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!
by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020
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DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.
no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.
by Turth2Power September 8, 2021
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demantia

When a married man stares into space for a certain period of time after being asked a direct question.
My husband experienced an episode of demantia when I asked him to make dinner .
by I need a price June 11, 2017
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decathit

A being with no physical form, typically Irish, canonically lowercase
by Antithesis April 12, 2021
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