Deather

An individual, often a disgruntled birther, who, under the impression that nothing good for America is allowed to happen while Barack Obama is President of the United States, believes either one of two things regarding the death of Osama Bin Laden:

a) He is not actually dead.

b) He was killed a long time and was kept on ice should the administration ever need a political distraction.

Deather - "He ain't dead until I see his corpse."

(I wish I was joking.)

by magzillas May 31, 2011

deather

A person who believes that Osama bin Ladin was not killed, and that President Obama announced he was dead to increase his approval ratings.

When birthers were given the proof they so vehemently hoped didn't exist, deathers were soon born.

by dysfam May 25, 2011

Deathjerk

When a male (or female) excites the male reproductive organ (penis) to the extent where the victim has heart failure from: lack of oxygen supply or lack of blood to the brain

1."Dude, have you seen Sean today?"
2."Didn't you hear? His mom found him, did a deathjerk"
1. "Poor fucker."

by The Ù December 9, 2002

Deather

Somebody who doesn't believe that Osama Bin Laden is really dead, that Barack Obama fabricated the entire thing for publicity or to take everyones mind off his birth certificate. Very similar to a birther, who doesn't believe that Barack Obama was born in this country.

Man A: Fuck, did you see the news? Osama Bin Laden is dead!

Man B: Like hell he is, Obama just tells us that to make us think he's the greatest president.

Man A: Wow, you deather conspiracy theorist.

by Famous Frank May 25, 2011

Kelly Deathless

Crazy bitch who makes up internet lies to get internet followers

omgzz poor Kelly ran away

by Holly December 17, 2004

kelly deathless

manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.

does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?

by DpdynamO December 20, 2004

Deather

Person who refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead until the White House releases his long-form death certificate.

After Obama released his birth certificate, Donald Trump began to lead the first wave of deathers in demanding that bin Laden's death certificate be released.

by mizbrunette May 24, 2011