deadass

one person is being so serious, they're not even playing around or joking with you

Mike- " I'm about to drop out because I hate school."
Janel- " Boy, you'll get through it, you'll be fine."
Mike- " Nah, I'm deadass."

by anothergalfromdahood May 31, 2018

Deadass

"Deadass" is a word primarily used by teens, or New Yorkers who have a Timberland obsession, and usually spend their time in Brooklyn or the Bronx, this word means "seriously" or "for real" to any other American.

Angry Yankees fan 1-"I just got my new timbs dirty"
Angry Yankees fan 2-"Deadass?"
Angry Yankees fan 1-"Deadass B"

by Noob_scoop69 January 14, 2017

fkys deadass

Fucking kill yourself, deadass

actively telling someone to commit suicide whilst making sure they know you're 100% serious.

You joked about cancer? You're sick, fkys deadass

by Jj_gsy February 12, 2017

Deadass

Sometimes used as a synonym of "literal" used in contexts where literal wouldn't work quite right.

*CONTEXT: Your friend, Jack, is rolling down a hill*
Jack is deadass on a roll.

by 30_DOLLARHAIRCUT December 25, 2018

deadass

like it was legit. it happened. it's true. no cap.

Tyler: Did you hear Savannah fucked two guys in one day?
Jake: Bruuh, she a thot. Deadass.

by cupidlilacs March 2, 2020

Deadass loling rn

Used to express how funny and comedic comment made online was, that you even laughed out loud in the real world. Usually used by retard normies to show they are humorous and quirky and can be related to

Bork: Did you even get the joke you autist?
Cals: Ofc i did lmaooo im deadass loling rn

by Void113 March 29, 2020

deadass

What you say when you're being completely and utterly serious. On occasion this word can be used sarcastically.

Jake: "You texted her and she responded?"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Jake: "Deadass?"
Kyle: "Deadass, g."
jake.exe has stopped working.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021