Death flag

The point where a person's death becomes highly probable or unavoidable, due to something that he or she has just said or done. May also refer to the phrase or action itself.

Ways to make a death flag:
- achieve 999 straight victories
- teach your pupil everything you know
- propose to someone before going to war
- get seriously wounded and tell your mates you'll be "fine"
- invite a detective to your next family reunion on an island
- reassure a small child that no enemy has attacked your city in 100 years
- point out the glaring lack of giant parasitic wasp swarms in your current life

"Gee, you know, the only thing that could ruin this great wedding right now is a giant swarm of parasitic wasps."

by solcosine May 5, 2014

Death The Kid Syndrome

When you share the obsession for symmetry displayed by the anime character Death The Kid, from the anime Soul Eater.

Dude that lampshade isn't symmetrical
You have serious Death The Kid syndrome!

by Violet Night April 10, 2012

United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are 🇺🇸 United States Death Metal Bands

by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

Death Note

boy finds notebook and kills half of humanity's population while an emo detective who eats too much sugar is on his ass

death note is cool
ok

by trixites August 5, 2018

death to the mpla

Savimbi: They are weak, we must finish them!
Everyone: *killing each other*
Savimbi: Our journey to victory has begun, Death the the MPLA !!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hudson: Lands helicopter.
Savimbi: Hahaha! My friend from above! You killed many men today, huh, yes!
Savimbi: Hahaha, we all did, hahaha!
Allied soldier: *whispers in Savimbi's ear*
Hudson: Where's Woods?
Savimbi: The MPLA is not yet defeated.
Savimbi: That is a very dangerous rescue my, friends.
Mason: Where is he?!
Savimbi: He's being hell captice by a Nicaraguan gun runner, A very dangerous man.
Mason: Where?
Savimbi: About two miles north. He's on the transport barge on the Cubango river.
Savimbi: He may already be dead!
Mason: Let's go Hudson!
Hudson: *Takes off*
Last MPLA soldier alive: *Bleeding out crawling from under Hudson's helicopter*
Allied soldier: *puts a bullet in the crawling MPLA soldier's head*

Death to the MPLA is Savimbi's life goal

Stop reading this brother,

We must fight the MPLA!

by HowlTheTowel September 24, 2020

Death by Tchaikovsky

The act of making love while listening to the 1812 Overture. Starts slow but turns to an extreme showing of brute force which leads to your partner never being the same.

I was fuckin her the other night and the 1812 overture came on. It went from slow to death by Tchaikovsky. She couldn't walk right for a week.

by count6969 February 3, 2012

The Sweet Release Of Death

When you finally get to leave this cruel world to go to a better place

Girl 1: I'm sorry did Kevin break up with you

Girl 2: yeah I just want to feel the sweet release of death

by Kiralondon22 April 18, 2018