Datelationship

That part of when you're dating someone and you're basically behaving as if you're already in a relationship but no one has really said or agreed about anything. Can be polyamorous or monogamous.

"We were just, like, dating, and then we were being like, boyfriend-girlfriend about it like we were in a datelationship? But now we're in a relationship for reals."

by jortshart July 26, 2018

doeflation

The woke version of stagflation, when you have a she-cession combined with high inflation

Justin Trudeau's budget balanced itself when the economy collapsed because of uncontrollable doeflation

by saltyhipster August 31, 2021

daycation

A short trip out of town for only a day. Leave in the am and return in the pm.

Robin~ Let's drive up to the lake on Sunday and have lunch. No, not over night just a daycation.

by woopadedo September 5, 2007

dacalations

Another word for decorations

“We still have our Christmas dacalations up.”

by Mia05 December 29, 2020

Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005

daylationship

A relationship that only last one day

“Remember when you and Anna first dated?”
“Oh you mean our daylationship!”

by JTRHack July 28, 2018

daycation

A vacation for a day, away from anything that is bothersome, such as a parasitic significant other.

I need a daycation from that bitch, she sucks all of the energy out of me.

by Sweetghuy August 14, 2009