The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.
After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
Get the David Blaine mug.To lose out on a passionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. Or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. Abbreviated version of Blaine'd works as well.
Getting David Blaine'd makes for one of the best true stories ever. Steven David passed out on the couch in NYC. His new friend wasn't having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! Before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that Steven David got David Blaine'd! also; Steve Dave got Blaine'd! SDBD
by Apt. 904 January 16, 2009
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A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007
Get the David Blaine mug.When you are having sex with a girl from the back and you let your friend slide in without her knowing and then you run around to the window and wave at her
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Get the The David Blaine mug.the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.
by E-dubby dub November 5, 2006
Get the pulling a David Blaine mug.noun - When a female is on top of a male during sexual intercourse, and said female levitates right before the point of his climax, thus forcing the male to ejaculate on himself.
Last night was awesome till the chick I was banging pulled a David Blaine and made me spluge all over myself.
by Bejammin Foxworth March 28, 2009
Get the David Blaine mug.When you're banging a broad doggie on the side of a bed, you lean forward and stick your hands in the air and take your legs off the ground, so that you are suspended in mid air by your wang. Extra points if you perform a spin without losing penetration.
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