cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Detarded

Mentally restrained

Are you fucking detarded

by Ricky lafluer October 5, 2021

dartard

A dartard is what my sister just called me. She's dartarded too.

you are such a dartard.

by Meghan111111 January 6, 2009

detarded

a cross between dumb and retarded

man that was the most detarded thing ive ever heard

total detard

by the81 September 28, 2007

Danetarded

To worship or become way too involved with anything related with comedian Dane Cook.

-Dude, did you see that stand up on HBO last night?
- No, but I hope you're not talking about that pseudo-religious-cult of Dane Cooktology. Only your mentally handicapped brother watches that shit. He is danetarded! I mean, to come up with an iPhone app? ridiculous!

by Daveauchery April 23, 2009

Eartarded

another way of saying someone is tone deaf and can't sing or hum worth a crap.

person1-ugh... she sings horribly...

person2- i know, right? she's eartarded.

by *Alex_Flyest* January 2, 2011