Dankwank

A dankwank is where somebody wanks to dank memes and gets off on offensive jokes

OHHHH I just came after dankwanking

by NIGEL!!! March 22, 2017

DINKWAD

Dual Income, No Kids, With A Dog

This neighborhood is full of smug DINKWAD couples.

by q359 July 25, 2023

DankMadCityMemes

A king of all memes. Ladies fall for him everyday. But make sure don’t be a pussy and copy his memes

Ugh I wish I was like dankmadcitymemes

by Babooey December 28, 2020

b-dankadank

A big pussy, particularly one with a big toe (camel toe), visible through heavy clothing.

That ho has one monster b-dankadank!

by Hi-C April 17, 2006

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

dankwagon

the equivalent of callin someone an ass or a retard

"yeah, i couldnt go, my parents were being dankwagons"


"damn, is that guy a dankwagon or what?"

by Shortie January 4, 2004

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023