Dandelioning

When someone or thing pees the bed.
by Blueyso May 26, 2019
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Dandelion

"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."
by heetee! May 19, 2010
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Dandelion

The act at the end of a blowjob, when the performer blows the semen during the ejaculation in the receivers direction.
Dude she like totally gave me a dandelion after one hell of a blowjob yesterday.
by SS Truppenkommandant Reichen December 02, 2017
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dandelion.

it means "i love you"
it is from the book smack.
gary stares into biancas eyes and says "dandelion."
she slaps him.
and says this aint cho babii.
by blubblubblub January 30, 2008
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Dandelion

Men or women too afraid to order a sandwich without a gun in their pants. Of little egos who can only get a boost from gun toting. Who think the second amendment means semi-automatic weapons for deer hunting, and believe it take more courage not to show emotion than it does to be yourself. Generally anyone who thinks hyper masculinity equals strength, and education is a weakness. Dandy, and Lion but basically a weed. The antithesis of "snowflake". Act strong, thinks thier're something, but in reality they are a weak weed, that like the dandelion, pony's on to the wind's strength to spead, having no real power of their own.
" Ah man that dandelion thinks he needs a gun even to buy a sandwich", " Dude, stop being a dandelion and blaming Obama, when your income went up because of him", " Man Donald Trump is a Dandelion, all bluster, but no brain", " I looked out at a sea of Dandelions waiting to be plucked, believing anything they are told as long as you tell them how great they are, especailly if they're not"
by sweet potato bumpkin January 03, 2017
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Dandelions

The look attained when squeezing the scrotum. The balls take on the look of a seeded dandelion when you've blown all the fluffy seeds off of it.
when i squeeze my balls they look like dandelions with the fluff blown off.
by SlightlySubversive January 09, 2012
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Dandelion Cock

A long thing penis with a large bell end.
"I saw Gareth in the showers earlier, fuck me he's got a dandelion cock"
by Jim Keats October 07, 2014
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