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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip
“Gaven gave Brendan a Sloppy Dallas yesterday. It was epic.”
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Dallan's law

Dallan's law is an epigram that is typically stated as: "If angle looks like 90 degrees, then it is 90 degrees."

The law is often followed by mistake in math where someone assumes that an angle in a triangle is 90 degrees so they can use rules that only can be applied to right triangles.

"90 degrees" can sometimes be a metaphor for something else e.g., "If someone sees a car as red, then it is red". This means that a thing can be perceived as something else even though it is obvious that it only can be one thing. A washing machine can therefore be perceived as a rocket launcher if that person is stupid enough.
Example 1:

David: Why do I get the wrong answer when I use the Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher: Beacause it does not contain a right triangle. You probably utilized Dallan's law.

Example 2:

David: What a nice avocado you got there!

Åsa: Thanks David, but that's a potato. I guess you're right though according to Dallan's law.
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Dalilah

Dalilah is a goofy girl with an attitude but she’s gonna be nice to you unless you mess with her, she don’t play games and if you wanna talk about her then say it to her face cause she will go up too you and put you in a place
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dallas winston

Dallas Winston is a character from The Outisders. He's a hot greaser who doesn't show emotion but is mysterious and cute.
Dallas Winston's death was so irrelevant in The Outsiders!!!!
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dallased

A term which larries created which means getting railed, and then being seen with messy hair, glossy eyes, swollen and red lips + flushed cheeks.
I got dallased by my boyfriend Zach yesterday.
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Dirty dallas

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob with a lip full of dip (chewing tobacco)
“Man my girl gave me a dirty Dallas and now my d**k burns”
“After getting my first dirty Dallas it looked like I had lawn clippings on my d**k”
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