Darylism

the philosophical mindset that one's better than everyone else; conceit

Yuki: you know you're conceited when you look in the mirror and say to yourself, "whoa. my eyelashes got longer." /darylism

by EpicYuki October 24, 2009

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

Darryl Perry

An older gentleman that is :
a womaniser

Loves a sugar mumma

Thinks they’re an alpha when there more gamma or gammy
Always a victim, even when they’re the cause of current circumstances.

Ahh chic that geezer is a right Darryl Perry

by Unapologetically truthful July 23, 2018

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

Darryl

A very smart and intelligent man. Strong, funny, and smart. Can it get any better? Nope. Whenever you need him, he'll be there. Darryl is always a good friend, husband, and dad. Darryl is good at everything- video games, math, driving race-cars, being a genius, etc. Everyone will always remember Darryl when he is passed- such a good guy. Deserves more appreciation and recognition for the things he does. Phenomenal person.

"Darryl is a God"

by Someone you probably know... January 8, 2014

Daryl Dixon Syndrome

Where you’re a loner, but only because you can’t relate to anyone else due to past trauma and experiences.
Once you meet someone you can open up to, the syndrome is lifted with said person.

“Why are you always so quiet?”
“Just can’t relate to people”
“Daryl Dixon Syndrome?”

“Yeah”

by Alkura January 18, 2021