daddy longlegs 

a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!

marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!

daddy longlegs by tht! tne May 22, 2005

daddy longlegs 

called daddy bc of that one hookup they had 20 yrs ago. gross ass spider.

why is daddy longlegs first name daddy??????

daddy longlegs by ihvegginmycrocs June 24, 2022

daddy longlegs 

Despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. What most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. Spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.

Don't kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. They eat household pests.

daddy longlegs by Stormsworder April 22, 2007

Chan Daddy longlegs 

A teacher who knows nothing but acts like she knows anything. Usually overweight and talks a lot about her love life

Man she's a chan daddy longlegs

Chan Daddy longlegs by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019

Daddy Longlegs 

Daddy Longlegs are, despite popular belief, insects, not spiders due to the fact that they have 6 legs rather than 8. They have a single-section podlike body (whereas spiders have 3 sections of their bodies) and very long, thin, spindly legs that when pulled off, still move for a bit. They are commonly seen in backyards or unfinished basements.

It is so fun to pull off a few legs of the Daddy Longlegs and watch it hobble about.

Daddy Longlegs by Toki Wartooth7 October 16, 2008

daddylonglegs 

A crane fly

daddylonglegs by Marc October 15, 2003

daddylonglegs97 

short, midget, possibly the shortest.
Still sweet tho and fun to talk to

person A: "omg hes so short"
person B: "like daddylonglegs97"
daddylonglegs97: "HEY IM NOT SHORT"
person A: "sure"

daddylonglegs97 by jnxjnx March 16, 2022