deez dastardly nuts

upgraded fancy talk form of deez nuts

Person 1: A man you see that game on tv yesterday?
Person 2: You see deez dastardly nuts on your face yesterday?
Person 1: You didnt have to get all fancy....
Person 2: You didnt have to suck deez dastardly nuts!

by Uncle Ruckus July 26, 2008

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Dastardly Head

While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.

"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."

by Larry The Unstable Guy March 29, 2021

Dick Dastardly

1. When someone is being mean, cruel or nasty this word can be used to describe them

2. Famous evil animated cartoon character from the wacky races cartoon series

that person is so Dick Dastardly

by Edward Aldred-Dow May 3, 2006

Dastard

An Individual Who Performs Dastardly Acts Such As Closing Taco Bell.

The Manager Is Such A Dastard

by mastergirth September 11, 2011

dartard

A dartard is what my sister just called me. She's dartarded too.

you are such a dartard.

by Meghan111111 January 6, 2009

Dubtard

A dubtard is someone who listens to too much dubstep. Dubtarded is the adjective associated to a state of mind in which all normal flow of ideas in english or other language has been replaced by the wobble wobble whomp of dubstep. there are no more words, there is only dubstep. This person is a dubtard.

In a side note; it has the amazing property of killing kraut.

Kyle or anyone who listen to dubstep for an extended period of time would be considered a dubtard. just listen to a dubstep mix, or spin some dubstep for a few hours, or even just go to a show(recommended). You will be a dubtard. You will all be dubtards.

by kidneyswap August 17, 2010