D.V. Guarantee

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

by Mazz MSU October 30, 2008

D.V.D.B.

(double vagina, double butt) two men insert their penises into a womans vagina. then two more men insert their penises into the rectum.

the 4 men gave her the dvdb!

by aaron May 13, 2003

D.V.D

Acronym for DEEP VOICE DADDY

Hey do you think Corpse Husband is a D.V.D?
Yes, absolutely

by allyisbinguswife January 17, 2021

G.D.V.D.

An abbreviation for "Glow in the Dark Venerial Disease," which is used to describe the glowing of a cell phone used around the crotch when someone is covertly texting during class or a movie.

The teacher was showing a crappy movie and saw Allen's G.D.V.D. and took his phone.

by Jeff Uchin March 31, 2007

R.D.V Syndrom

Is proable social disabilitys,acting out of hand because of mental problems,trusting the wrong types of people, trying too be friends with people just too hurt them,being friends with people that are not good for you.Being dysfunctional and haveing no home traing.Disobeying economical laws of Psycology,General Practices and Parapshycology.,,

R.D.V Syndrom is what most humans do not wnat too face but is what many citizens have too go threw.Some people need too realize when the send other people too see counslers,that they should be the one their talking too their family,and trusting them enough not too put them trew a syndrom,that they didint need...the R.D.V Syndrom is a very negative syndrom too have...

by regardless devon victory January 23, 2009

A.D.V

A.D.V 's short for Autonomous Driving Vehicles is an acronym coined in may 2019 due to recent rise in autonomous vehicles technologies. The acronym has gained momentum throughout the US, Europe and is primarily used as a shortening phrase.

"seems to be a lot more A.D.V on the roads these days"

by The Original Graphic Designer May 21, 2019

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011