Cybergogue

An person (blogger, website author, etc.) who uses the internet to appeal to emotions and/or popular prejudices to further personal, religious, political &c interests, an internet rabble-rouser.

The internet is infested with ranting cybergogues.

by Freddie le Rouge June 29, 2004

cybersocial

The online equivalent of being social, such as chatting to friends via messenger services or participating in an online discussion forum/community.

"I'm not antisocial, just cybersocial."

by beeurd September 23, 2005

cyberchondriac

a hypochondriac who imagines that he or she has a particular disease based on medical information gleaned from the Internet.

Ever since Kristian turned 40, she has become such a cyberchondriac. Now she spends all her free time looking up her ailments on Web MD.

by locochic March 27, 2009

cyberwhore

Typically an unattractive female who acts like a total whore on snapchat/text, but can't get any action in real life. She is known for sending nudes, sexting, etc. and gets hit up only when a guy is extremely horny and desperate for something to jerk off to. She is typically a last resort, but a go-to, because she will send nudes to whoever asks. What makes her a CYBER whore however, is that none of the guys she communicates with online want anything to do with her in person, and will deny having any sexual relations with her, because they feel ashamed for stooping so low. A cyberwhore has a tendency to have little to no friends, and constantly be in a state of sexual frustration due to the inconsistency of guys she attracts online vs in person. A cyberwhore also has very low self-esteem, thus being why she acts the way she does.

Guy 1: Lmao bro is it true you asked Delaney for nudes last night?
Guy 2: WTF! Uhhh... of course not, she's nasty! who told you that?!
Guy 1: She's telling everyone! Man, what a cyberwhore!

by homoph0bia September 18, 2017

cybertoothing

noun, verb, adj: the act of using social media to air your grievances

absolutely amazed at the amount of cybertoothing on twitter today!

by beelee1113 January 26, 2011

Cyberpowerfucked

A term that was originally used to describe what happens when you buy a computer from Cyberpower inc, but has now broadened to mean 'any piece of computer hardware that breaks soon after you recieve it.'

"Did you get that new hard drive yet?"
"Yeah, but when I put it in, it didn't work"
"Ouch, you totally got Cyberpowerfucked on that one"

by kekekekekekekekekekeke November 25, 2005

cyberloaf

What most of our generation does today when they feel like being anything but productive. IM, play games, check e-mail and facebook, look at porn. Enough said.

What I am doing right now in class. That's cyberloafing.

by Turtleman November 20, 2007