cyberfasting

Taking a break from social networking sites and random time-killing online activities. You still use e-mail and take care of important things (like bills, if you do those online), but avoid instant messaging, YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and Facebook (exceptions: it's the only or best way to get in touch with someone about real-life activities.

The goal is to de-ADD your life and reduce any unhealthy drain on your time and energy so you are more connected to and productive in the real world, ideally making some people happier and healthier who seem addicted to the internet. It can make you more focused and productive.

Being accused of procrastination, stalking/"stalking", having no life, etc. are all signs you need to cyberfast. In some cases, drama magically occurs less and less!

1.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't seen you on Facebook or AIM in a week! I thought you were dead.
Guy 2: Naw, man, I was just cyberfasting. I get too addicted to cyberspace sometimes! I never get anything done.
Guy 1: Oh, snap--I should do that. Some girl thinks I'm stalking her just because I LOL at all the funny crap she posts all day.

Guy 2: SHE should cyberfast, too.

2.
Lindsay Lohan went on a cyberfast and everyone thought she had been kidnapped or gone to rehab when she disappeared from cyberspace for a few weeks.

by DojiMaidori September 29, 2009

Cyberhunter

A guy who only dates girls online or girls he never has intentions of meeting but spends money on her and often jack off to her pictures

tolu is a cyberhunter he should get a life

by tommywizzie March 23, 2017

cyberstalk

Use of the internet to secretly gather information about a person

She was adept at using of search engines to cyberstalk Garry

by Laura Tripp September 23, 2008

cybernuts

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).

Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.

by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

cybervestite

someone who pretends to be the opposite gender of which they really are when they are online.

Boy 1 : Hey man look at this girl on this game.
Boy 2 : Its not a girl, Its a man pretending to be a women. Its a Cybervestite.

by NovaMystical October 31, 2012

cybersteel

The #1 Global Apex Predator in the video game Star Wars: Battlefront 2

I just Cybersteeled all over the place.
Woah, did you see Cybersteel earlier, he's such a skilled player.
Dude, I'm basically Cybersteel rn.

by Gregor Pustule September 16, 2023

cyberstalking

Cyberstalking, which is simply an extension of the physical form of stalking, is where the electronic mediums such as the Internet are used to pursue, harass or contact another in an unsolicited fashion. Most often, given the vast distances that the Internet spans, this behaviour will never manifest itself in the physical sense but this does not mean that the pursuit is any less distressing. There are a wide variety of means by which individuals may seek out and harass individuals even though they may not share the same geographic borders, and this may present a range of physical, emotional, and psychological consequences to the victim.

Person A: "Did you hear about Alfonse, hes totally cyberstalking this chick from another country"

by batgimp January 21, 2007