cum cuisine

Cooking with cum, adding jizz and pussyjuice to your food and drinks. It's intended that you love it and do it for your own pleasure, probably develop complicated cum recipes. It's not the same thing as secretly adding cum in other's food.

- Do you appreciate cum cuisine?
- What cus..? Wait, do yo mean cooking with cum!?
- Yeah, that's right! I like it very much. Me and my gf had a lovely dinner today. Potato mash with my jizz and a salad with pussyjuice sauce. And for breakfast we had mushroom omelette with...
- Please don't tell me more. You're both sick!

by Andy Lust October 29, 2013

Crisis Queen

A Crisis Queen is someone who profits or takes pleasure in injecting themselves into an event of stress or calamity. They often have very little connection to the problem at hand but that does not stop them from swooping in and "helping out". The real problem is that they most often make the situation worse and can turn a small incident into a major headache. They can be either a man or a woman, a reverend or a minister. The Crisis Queen is related to Drama Queen but the CQ often has an ulterior motive and wants to see the situation get negative. They are basically a high profile ambulance chaser with higher stakes.

General Motors and the Unions were close to an agreement on their contracts until the Crisis Queens got involved. Now it looks like they're all headed towards bankruptcy.
OR:
As if we these poor flood victims weren't in bad enough shape, now the Crisis Queen has arrived and wants to blame the government for not stopping the rains.

by miwok April 7, 2009

Existential Crisis

Danisnotonfire

Existential crisis in the works:
Dan: Making some cereal......why do I exist? Life is pointless....
Dan: Time to make a video! So fun! .....One day I and everyone I love will be dead. We're so alone in the universe

by dungman October 14, 2013

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Global warming crisis

a crisis that is unique in human history where the climate is warming because of human activity. which may affect the ability to grow food and cause global starvation, mass extinction, rise of sea level, and perhaps a new ice age due to the shuting down of the thermohalene ocean current.

can the global warming crisis be stoped?

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

Mid-Life Crisis Mobile

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile

"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

by JK Grence May 27, 2005

kids cuisine

When you nut into someone's mouth and they swallow.

"My girlfriend ate a kids cuisine last night."

by PrivatePickle November 6, 2017