Ur cuzin hermaphrodite

Literally the worsest thing you can say known to man

Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*

by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018

cuzifit

The space between the asshole and the honeypot

Cuz if it wasn't there, it would be one big hole

by one big hole June 9, 2003

cuzinator

extension on the word cuz meaning cousin, used as a term of endearment towards a friend or partner

cuzinator!, whats happening

we goin to kfc, what you sayin cuzinator?

by The Anon November 12, 2010

Cuzister

A female cousin who is more like a sister. Cuzisters spend most of their childhood together, celebrating highs, mourning lows and fiercely defending one another. They may argue on occasion but the ties that bind are never broken. They understand the family drama, they share inside jokes, they share bottles of wine but they never share secrets and they are first to wipe one another’s tears away.

My cuzister and I are cousins by blood and sisters by choice.

by jbella314 June 9, 2014

Cuzit

A cousin with bad acne (i.e. a cousin with zits)

I am looking forward to our family reunion; there will lots of cuzits there.

by ozzieoswald January 10, 2021

Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!

A way of declaring your motivation or authority. Useful when said motivation or authority is questioned by someone.

Nikki: Why'd you throw out my stuff and start sleeping with my best friend

You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!

by HueyFreeman November 26, 2006

cuzif

the area between the balls and the anus

"CUZIF it wasn't there you'd shit on your balls!!"

by anonymous April 26, 2004